My name is Margaret Howard and for my freshman English college class, I am required to complete a series of blog posts on a topic of my choice. When thinking about different topic choices I could pursue, my mind quickly turned to Amanda, a girl I have known for almost seven years now.
Where we live, it’s hard not to get to know one another very closely and as I have gotten to know Amanda better, a wide range of her frightening habits and opinions have come up. So, now, it’s finally time for the world to see who exactly Amanda is and what she’s doing wrong.
Professor Vieregge, if you’re reading this, please give me an A.
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An Argument as Old as Time
Animals. Ever since the dawn of time, human relations with animals has been extremely limited and cautious, for our survival and theirs. However, taking a select kind of wild beasts and turning them into our very best friends has become a hobby of ours. More often than not, most people would agree that dogs are… Read more
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Learning to Walk
When we are babies, there are so many milestones that parents huddle around with cameras for, waiting anxiously for them to occur. Whether it’s our first words or when we open our eyes for the very first time, parents and strangers alike find great joy in the achievements of babies. However, none can be quite… Read more
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Nuts
In our quest to live healthy lifestyles, many people struggle to find healthy snacks packed with protein. One food they can search out to resolve this age-old issue is the peanut. Today, peanuts are available all over the place. Made in flavors such as dry roasted, honey roasted, and classics, there’s a nut that can… Read more
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My Heart Will Not Go On
In 1997, the now-classic movie Titanic made a splash in the multimedia world. Today, almost everyone has seen the movie and holds it in high esteem (if not high esteem, they hold it at least okay esteem). However, there are some people who see this award-winning movie as inadequate or even… Bad. Amanda’s (Wrong) Opinion… Read more
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Moist and “Delicious”
Have you ever bitten into a chip or a piece of bread that had accidentally been placed into a bit of water? If you haven’t, you’ve been missing out on a disgusting, soppy, soggy experience enough to make anyone’s stomach churn. The flavorless, absorbent substance that was once a delicious gluten-packed snack suddenly becomes the… Read more
101 Reasons Why Amanda B. is Wrong 