101 Reasons Why…
In a world where everyone expresses their opinions freely, it’s time for one woman to face the facts. Here is the library of every wrong belief and habit possessed by the one and only Amanda B. It’s time to face the music.
Donut Balls
Ketchup on Toast
… and so much more
Who is Amanda?
Amanda B. is a senior in high school who has a lot, and I mean a LOT, of wrong opinions. Although she may have good intentions, I just can’t take it anymore.
So Amanda,
Welcome to your roast.
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An Argument as Old as Time
Animals. Ever since the dawn of time, human relations with animals has been extremely limited and cautious, for our survival and theirs. However, taking a select kind of wild beasts and turning them into our very best friends has become a hobby of ours. More often than not, most people would agree that dogs are… Read more
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Learning to Walk
When we are babies, there are so many milestones that parents huddle around with cameras for, waiting anxiously for them to occur. Whether it’s our first words or when we open our eyes for the very first time, parents and strangers alike find great joy in the achievements of babies. However, none can be quite… Read more
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Nuts
In our quest to live healthy lifestyles, many people struggle to find healthy snacks packed with protein. One food they can search out to resolve this age-old issue is the peanut. Today, peanuts are available all over the place. Made in flavors such as dry roasted, honey roasted, and classics, there’s a nut that can… Read more
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My Heart Will Not Go On
In 1997, the now-classic movie Titanic made a splash in the multimedia world. Today, almost everyone has seen the movie and holds it in high esteem (if not high esteem, they hold it at least okay esteem). However, there are some people who see this award-winning movie as inadequate or even… Bad. Amanda’s (Wrong) Opinion… Read more
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Moist and “Delicious”
Have you ever bitten into a chip or a piece of bread that had accidentally been placed into a bit of water? If you haven’t, you’ve been missing out on a disgusting, soppy, soggy experience enough to make anyone’s stomach churn. The flavorless, absorbent substance that was once a delicious gluten-packed snack suddenly becomes the… Read more
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Ketchup “Toast”
For my last blog post of 2019, I thought I would end the year with a bang. A disgusting bang, but a bang nonetheless. For most people, sitting down with the family for a nice Sunday breakfast would include bacon, eggs, orange juice, and of course, toast. And, just like everyone else, Amanda enjoys lathering… Read more
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Butt Stuff
There is a time in all of our lives when we will have to go to the doctor, make polite small talk, and then get a camera shoved into the south end of our bodies for 30 minutes while the inner workings of our poop chute get examined. This is known as a colonoscopy and… Read more
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Donut Balls
Amanda B. has an incredible number of ridiculous opinions, but there is one that is superior to all others. What’s the round dough object called that comes out of the center of a donut? A donut hole, right? WRONG, according to Amanda. You see, this girl is under the false pretence that they are, in fact,… Read more
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101 Reasons Why Amanda B. is Wrong 