Margaret Howard

An Argument as Old as Time

Animals. Ever since the dawn of time, human relations with animals has been extremely limited and cautious, for our survival and theirs. However, taking a select kind of wild beasts and turning them into our very best friends has become a hobby of ours. More often than not, most people would agree that dogs areContinue reading “An Argument as Old as Time”

Learning to Walk

When we are babies, there are so many milestones that parents huddle around with cameras for, waiting anxiously for them to occur. Whether it’s our first words or when we open our eyes for the very first time, parents and strangers alike find great joy in the achievements of babies. However, none can be quiteContinue reading “Learning to Walk”

Nuts

In our quest to live healthy lifestyles, many people struggle to find healthy snacks packed with protein. One food they can search out to resolve this age-old issue is the peanut. Today, peanuts are available all over the place. Made in flavors such as dry roasted, honey roasted, and classics, there’s a nut that canContinue reading “Nuts”

My Heart Will Not Go On

In 1997, the now-classic movie Titanic made a splash in the multimedia world. Today, almost everyone has seen the movie and holds it in high esteem (if not high esteem, they hold it at least okay esteem). However, there are some people who see this award-winning movie as inadequate or even… Bad. Amanda’s (Wrong) OpinionContinue reading “My Heart Will Not Go On”

Moist and “Delicious”

Have you ever bitten into a chip or a piece of bread that had accidentally been placed into a bit of water? If you haven’t, you’ve been missing out on a disgusting, soppy, soggy experience enough to make anyone’s stomach churn. The flavorless, absorbent substance that was once a delicious gluten-packed snack suddenly becomes theContinue reading “Moist and “Delicious””

Ketchup “Toast”

For my last blog post of 2019, I thought I would end the year with a bang. A disgusting bang, but a bang nonetheless. For most people, sitting down with the family for a nice Sunday breakfast would include bacon, eggs, orange juice, and of course, toast. And, just like everyone else, Amanda enjoys latheringContinue reading “Ketchup “Toast””

Butt Stuff

There is a time in all of our lives when we will have to go to the doctor, make polite small talk, and then get a camera shoved into the south end of our bodies for 30 minutes while the inner workings of our poop chute get examined. This is known as a colonoscopy andContinue reading “Butt Stuff”

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Donut Balls

Amanda B. has an incredible number of ridiculous opinions, but there is one that is superior to all others. What’s the round dough object called that comes out of the center of a donut? A donut hole, right? WRONG, according to Amanda. You see, this girl is under the false pretence that they are, in fact,Continue reading “Donut Balls”